OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

are you human
or are you squid?
some facts contradict
i don’t know what i’m saying
i guess i never did
but i know some things about you
sit down, i’ll make a list

so hey! you’re a libra
hate a soggy tortilla
bugs are fucking gross
except little rolly pollies
i know you like those

you say shit like shut up gandhi
sometimes i think of you fondly
i didn’t make you waffles
and i felt pretty awful
i think made up for it later
please don’t be a hater

i’ll grab a flamethrower
you’d say i don’t know her
but i can call your bluff
i’ve got the receipts
AND SO DOES ELON MUSK

are you human
or are you squid?
some facts contradict
i don’t know what i’m saying
i guess i never did